Category Archives: The Lighter Side

On Elnu & Nulhegan Recognition

This is the last time I will address Gluscabi directly.

Seriously, what the hell was I supposed to say about recognition of these fraudulent bands? The criminals in the VT Legislature decided they were going to go along with the ruse, instead of doing their research. They ignored all of the research that was done because they saw $$$.

State recognition does not mean jack-squat because these groups will NEVER gain Federal recognition.

Their land claims?  They will be laughed out of court.
Their requests to sell tax-free cigarettes?   Ditto.
Their requests to label their crafts as “Abenaki”?   Ha fucking ha. Don’t get me started.

The fact that Gluscabi quoted the white man’s book makes me laugh even harder as

a. I am an atheist
b. The bible makes good fodder for a campfire when no brush is available
c. Harold Camping is a quack that made millions off of his scam

Oh, I have an idea. Why doesn’t the VT Indigenous Alliance pull a similar scam? There’s no money in being Abenaki.

You can make more money fleecing sheep.

Perhaps they should start with their own flock.